If you're going to buy a cookie to eat your feelings, don't buy the vegan no dairy, no eggs, no honey, no hydrogenated oils, no cholesterol, no preservatives, no refined sugars kind of cookie.
Next time just go buy a pint of Ben and Jerry's and be done with it.
Go straight for the liquor!
ReplyDeleteTouché. At least I remembered later I still had Girl Scout cookies laying around the house.
DeleteI don't even know how you could call that a cookie. I'd call it cardboard.
ReplyDeleteActually, all things considered, it wasn't a bad cookie. But I still need that pint of Ben & Jerry's.
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